Welcome to 6085 Hotel St., Austell, Georgia! Your Next (and Probably Best) Life Upgrade Awaits! New Windows: Tired of peering through foggy panes and feeling drafts like you live in a haunted mansion? Not here! These shiny new windows will let in the sunlight (or block out your neighbors’ questionable lawn decor) with crystal clear perfection. Perfect for people-watching… or pretending you’re above that sort of thing. New Carpet: Do you enjoy the feel of plush, fresh carpet under your feet that hasn’t been walked on by 12 generations of pets and toddlers? New carpet is here, and it’s so soft you’ll want to roll around on it. (No judgment—we’ve all done it.) New Flooring in the Kitchen: Gone are the days of linoleum that looks like it survived the ‘70s. Step into your gorgeous new kitchen flooring that’s so sleek, you’ll feel like a celebrity chef (even if your specialty is microwave pizza). Just picture it: gourmet dinners… or Postmates, but in style. New Cabinets with Granite Countertops: Open those drawers like you own the place (you will, soon)! These brand-new cabinets paired with luxurious granite countertops are begging for someone to store gourmet ingredients and cook, or, you know, hide takeout menus. Either way, it’ll look like you know what you’re doing. And isn’t that half the battle? New Stove and Dishwasher: Get ready to play house like a pro! The new stove and new dishwasher are so fresh out of the box, they barely know what an overcooked casserole looks like. But don’t worry, they’re ready to help you become the culinary genius you’ve always meant to be (or at least the dishwasher is ready to hide the evidence when things go awry). New Paint: Who needs an Instagram filter when your house is already freshly painted in those Pinterest-perfect neutral tones? Every wall is ready to be the backdrop for your epic selfie game or that gallery wall you’ve been meaning to start. Your friends will think you hired an interior designer. (Spoiler: You didn’t. It just looks that good!) New A/C Unit & Upgraded Hot Water Heater: Feel that? It’s the brand-new A/C unit making sure you’re cool as a cucumber in that Georgia heat. And when it’s time to relax, your upgraded hot water heater will ensure that long, steamy showers never turn into surprise cold dips. Treat yo’ self. New Lighting: It’s lit! Literally. With new light fixtures throughout, this house shines brighter than your future. No more weird, dark corners—just endless illumination for all your TikTok dances, reading marathons, or, you know, general existence. Ranch Home with Detached Garage on a Large Lot: Single-story living never looked so good. This ranch home spreads out over a spacious lot, giving you plenty of room to toss a Frisbee, host a BBQ, or finally test out that backyard obstacle course you saw on TV. Oh, and did we mention the detached garage? It’s basically a giant walk-in closet for all the things you insist on holding onto just in case. Or your car, if you’re into that sort of thing. Three Bedrooms, Two Baths: The three cozy bedrooms are perfect for anyone who loves the idea of sleeping in (or just hiding from responsibilities). As for the two bathrooms, there’s no need to fight over who gets to shower first in the morning. Everyone wins! Why 6085 Hotel Street? Because it’s not just a house—it’s a life upgrade. It’s your future sanctuary. It’s where you’ll laugh, cry, binge-watch Netflix, avoid laundry, and maybe even become a gourmet chef (no promises, but the kitchen will inspire you).